Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Metal Gear Solid Touch for iPhone
Solid Snake's next adventure will sidestep the "Xbox 360 versus PlayStation 3" debate by appearing on neither platform; instead, Konami's anthropomorphized Cold War allegory will be sneaking his way onto Apple's iPhone.
Metal Gear Solid Touch is scheduled for release in Spring 2009, reports Kotaku. The game is a completely original adventure set in the latter-day world of Metal Gear Solid 4 (read: Snake is a geriatric), and consists of 8 stages.
What would a Metal Gear Solid game be without unlockable content? Earning bonus points through gameplay will allow players to download special Metal Gear-themed iPhone wallpapers.
No price has been established for the title, though we expect to hear more details from Konami soon.
Metal Gear Solid Touch for iPhone
Solid Snake's next adventure will sidestep the "Xbox 360 versus PlayStation 3" debate by appearing on neither platform; instead, Konami's anthropomorphized Cold War allegory will be sneaking his way onto Apple's iPhone.
Metal Gear Solid Touch is scheduled for release in Spring 2009, reports Kotaku. The game is a completely original adventure set in the latter-day world of Metal Gear Solid 4 (read: Snake is a geriatric), and consists of 8 stages.
What would a Metal Gear Solid game be without unlockable content? Earning bonus points through gameplay will allow players to download special Metal Gear-themed iPhone wallpapers.
No price has been established for the title, though we expect to hear more details from Konami soon.
Metal Gear Solid Touch Revealed for iPhone
Solid Snake's next adventure will sidestep the "Xbox 360 versus PlayStation 3" debate by appearing on neither platform; instead, Konami's anthropomorphized Cold War allegory will be sneaking his way onto Apple's iPhone.
Metal Gear Solid Touch is scheduled for release in Spring 2009, reports Kotaku. The game is a completely original adventure set in the latter-day world of Metal Gear Solid 4 (read: Snake is a geriatric), and consists of 8 stages.
What would a Metal Gear Solid game be without unlockable content? Earning bonus points through gameplay will allow players to download special Metal Gear-themed iPhone wallpapers.
No price has been established for the title, though we expect to hear more details from Konami soon.
Couple names children 'Adolf Hitler' and daughter 'Aryan Nation'
Pictured above, little Adolf Hitler and his "loving" parents.
This seems a bit like torture for these innocent children.
"Adolf Hitler Campbell turned 3 this week and celebrated at a party with his younger sisters Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie (sic – apparently in tribute to Heinrich Himmler) and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. "
The couple claims they are not racist and that the children even have black friends.
Upon question the father stated that he just really likes the name of the most hated man in world history, and that "no one else in the world would have that name."
What a fucking asshole. So that's why you named your daughter Aryan Nation?
So this douche is actually pissed off that he couldn't order a cake with his sons name on it, and apparantly has tried to get swastikas on a cake made by ShopRite.
First of all, why doesn't this asshole just make the cake himself. It's more like he KNOWS he's going to get denied by a PC organization and he just wants to make a fuss, on top of the publicity he's already getting for being the world's biggest asshole dad. I bet if Hitler was named after Genghis Kahn he would be pissed at his dad too.
Look at the look on Adolf's mom's face and the way she's staring into his eyes. She wants him to go nuts. The whole family is fucking nuts. And the Dad just looks normal. Remember the father in The Shining. Jack Nicholson was borderline happy up to when he SNAPS!!
I bet these kids group up and kill their parents. Good luck to em.
ORIG. ARTICLE HERE.
Couple names children 'Adolf Hitler' and daughter 'Aryan Nation'
Pictured above, little Adolf Hitler and his "loving" parents.
This seems a bit like torture for these innocent children.
"Adolf Hitler Campbell turned 3 this week and celebrated at a party with his younger sisters Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie (sic – apparently in tribute to Heinrich Himmler) and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. "
The couple claims they are not racist and that the children even have black friends.
Upon question the father stated that he just really likes the name of the most hated man in world history, and that "no one else in the world would have that name."
What a fucking asshole. So that's why you named your daughter Aryan Nation?
So this douche is actually pissed off that he couldn't order a cake with his sons name on it, and apparantly has tried to get swastikas on a cake made by ShopRite.
First of all, why doesn't this asshole just make the cake himself. It's more like he KNOWS he's going to get denied by a PC organization and he just wants to make a fuss, on top of the publicity he's already getting for being the world's biggest asshole dad. I bet if Hitler was named after Genghis Kahn he would be pissed at his dad too.
Look at the look on Adolf's mom's face and the way she's staring into his eyes. She wants him to go nuts. The whole family is fucking nuts. And the Dad just looks normal. Remember the father in The Shining. Jack Nicholson was borderline happy up to when he SNAPS!!
I bet these kids group up and kill their parents. Good luck to em.
ORIG. ARTICLE HERE.
MOVE OVER iPHONE, iPORN IS ABOUT TO BLOW UP
AT LAST! We discover the real reason why my co-author Lark is so pumped about getting the newer, cheaper iPhone:
PORN!
Time magazine details how pornographic images and videos are poised to turn Steve Jobs’ new baby into an HD portable repository for smut.
Apple is keeping a, QUOTE, “civil, if embarrassed, silence” on the subject, but Meaningful Distraction is ready to hail the new era of “pocket porn.”
Say goodbye to all those racy images, texts and “moan tones” — and say hello to hardcore, downloadable, streaming videos featuring AVN’s finest.
When you think about it, it makes sense. Porn has already won the battle for control of the Internet, why not takeover our cell phones as well?
By shadow campaigner
iphone 3G is great for porn?
Oh girl, I’m so excited for iPhone 2.0. When the first iPhone came out, I considered duct taping my mac, iPod, camera and phone together so that I could have one too…alas, that did not work out. But now Apple is releasing 2.0 for only 200 bucks, and poor college students unemployed (well sort of) writers (read: bloggers) have a chance to look technologically fierce too! Think of all the amazing things I can do! Mapquest things, read about politics, donate online to charitable organizations–oh, and according to Time and most young males that think with the other brain, look at porn. It is, according to one source, “by far the porn-friendliest phone”. Oh hellllllllz yeah.
This is something I could not think of on my own. I needed Time.com to tell me. Apparently iPhone porn is up and coming. How do I feel about this? I’m not quite sure. But I know how some do. Here is the best quote from the article:
Blogger Jason Swifter has already imagined one such scenario. “I wish there was an application that allowed you to undress people by dragging your fingers across the screen and literally dragging it off,” he wrote on iPhonematters.com.
Jason, you sick, imaginative, creeper! Your mother must be so proud!
I wouldn’t use my iPhone for porn. Porn just isn’t my jam. James McAvoy is though–so I would stalk him as hardcore as a 13 year old stalks Zac Efron. Rawr! Alright, occasionally my friend and I have been known to stalk Zefron as well. But seriously, think of all the awkward situations that this new trend could bring. Would you risk it? I want answers.
by Kathleen
OBAMA OR PORN? THAT IS THE QUESTION
WARNING: this post also “touches on” Sarah Palin porn.
Ok, I’m downplaying — our “iPorn” post from last June has positively blown up in recent weeks. Which means that ever more people are searching for the words “porn” + “iPhone” — or some derivative — on the web.
Republicans across the nation have been in a state of euphoria about how “Hot” their new VP is. They wore buttons to that effect during her RNC speech… Rush Limbaugh calls her a “babe” on his radio program… and even John McCain was caught staring at Palin’s ass during her announcement rally, which, let me tell you sent a really inspiring message to women across the nation.
World leaders are already hitting on Sarah Palin, which is precisely the kind of seriousness we need right now with our foreign policy, but what’s the bigger, meta-takeaway here?By shadow campaignerTuesday, December 16, 2008
How to Snare a Man
Ladies, pay attention. This video will walk you through the difficult and sometimes confusing process of snaring yourself a man. Recommended conversation topics from the video include “a small stuffed animal, interesting pieces of jewelry, a sports magazine, or a T-shirt with a slogan.” Us guys just melt for that kind of talk. And don't be afraid to just sit and stare at the guy in question. 'Cuz that's not creepy at all.
How to Snare a Man
Ladies, pay attention. This video will walk you through the difficult and sometimes confusing process of snaring yourself a man. Recommended conversation topics from the video include “a small stuffed animal, interesting pieces of jewelry, a sports magazine, or a T-shirt with a slogan.” Us guys just melt for that kind of talk. And don't be afraid to just sit and stare at the guy in question. 'Cuz that's not creepy at all.
How to Snare a Man
Ladies, pay attention. This video will walk you through the difficult and sometimes confusing process of snaring yourself a man. Recommended conversation topics from the video include “a small stuffed animal, interesting pieces of jewelry, a sports magazine, or a T-shirt with a slogan.” Us guys just melt for that kind of talk. And don't be afraid to just sit and stare at the guy in question. 'Cuz that's not creepy at all.
Free iPhone Porn Creators interview
Interview with Free iPhone Porn creators from: iPhone-Porn.us:
"I had a chance to talk to the creators of iPhone-Porn.us They didn’t give their real names because they’re young and don’t want to pigeon hole themselves as being porn kings to early in their careers. Also, their family and friends clearly know how to use Google.
The conversation quickly degraded from there as Bob started to talk about how 'he’s the type of person who masturbated from a very early age, almost every day.' He also has a hilarious story of masturbating at work at the hospital he used to work at. At this point I’m thinking all interviews should be with anonymous people..." -Kyle
Full interview available here at QuicklyBored.
Free iPhone Porn Creators interview
Interview with Free iPhone Porn creators from: iPhone-Porn.us:
"I had a chance to talk to the creators of iPhone-Porn.us They didn’t give their real names because they’re young and don’t want to pigeon hole themselves as being porn kings to early in their careers. Also, their family and friends clearly know how to use Google.
The conversation quickly degraded from there as Bob started to talk about how 'he’s the type of person who masturbated from a very early age, almost every day.' He also has a hilarious story of masturbating at work at the hospital he used to work at. At this point I’m thinking all interviews should be with anonymous people..." -Kyle
Full interview available here at QuicklyBored.
CEO responds to iPhone ‘porn’ accusations
A story has been developing about an apparent pornographic application being pulled from the iPhone App Store due to its content. The app in question contained wallpaper for your iPhone of scantily clad ladies, and was deemed to be inappropriate content for sale via the App Store.
The app was pulled because of its non-pornographic content. We have contacted FunMobility to respond to their response, and will bring you more on this when we have it.
The most interesting thing out of this, however, is a sneak peak into Apple’s clandestine App Store etiquette. Don’t expect any gang-related applications or pro-smoking ones in the near future. - Marc Chacksfield
This is why we have searched and found a free iPhone Porn Site just for you guys!!!! Because apple doesn’t want to be associated with pornography, and we can provide it for you just the same.
Check it out: http://iphone-porn.usFree iPhone Porn Creators interview
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Pull My Finger and other iPHONE Apps make it into App Store Here 'tis. The new iPHONE app PULL MY FINGER. Pull My Finger, Fart Machine, iPooted and
Here 'tis. The new iPHONE app PULL MY FINGER.
Pull My Finger, Fart Machine, iPooted and Flatulence all made their debut Dec. 12. Another program, iWarnU, was posted Dec. 2. after at first being rejected by Apple.
“It was definitely a matter of taste,” said Sam Magdalein of Air-O-Matic. “I’d gotten an original e-mail from Apple saying no because the program was of limited utility.
"That didn’t make much sense at the time, because they had all sorts of apps that were of limited utility. So, I contacted them and they said it actually was because they thought some people would find it offensive, and they didn’t want to have anything like that in the store.”
-Suzanne Choney
Apple takes everything they put their stamp on very, very seriously.
Which is why all the free iPHONE porn is available on the internet, not a the app store.
See: iPHONE-PORN.us, it's amazing!Pull My Finger and other iPHONE Apps make it into App Store
Here 'tis. The new iPHONE app PULL MY FINGER.
Pull My Finger, Fart Machine, iPooted and Flatulence all made their debut Dec. 12. Another program, iWarnU, was posted Dec. 2. after at first being rejected by Apple.
“It was definitely a matter of taste,” said Sam Magdalein of Air-O-Matic. “I’d gotten an original e-mail from Apple saying no because the program was of limited utility.
"That didn’t make much sense at the time, because they had all sorts of apps that were of limited utility. So, I contacted them and they said it actually was because they thought some people would find it offensive, and they didn’t want to have anything like that in the store.”
-Suzanne Choney
Apple takes everything they put their stamp on very, very seriously.
Which is why all the free iPHONE porn is available on the internet, not a the app store.
See: iPHONE-PORN.us, it's amazing!
Pull My Finger and other iPHONE Apps make it into App Store
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Monday, December 15, 2008
Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer - The Sequel - Video
Tom Cruise tells Matt Lauer he could have handled their last interview better.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Man throws shoe at George W.
He missed. What an asshole. How do you waste a perfectly good opportunity like that? He should have spent a few more hours at the batting cage.
Maybe next year?
The Multiple Kill Vehicle, MKV
This looks like CG, but it ain't. This is the real deal.
Remind you of anything?
Apparently it uses short bursts of rocket jets on each side which can control the duration of the flow but not the amount of liquid flowing which creates this staccato, stutter-like effect which is truly scary as fuck. Checks the viddy.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Three Little Birds - Bob Marley
Three little birds, on my doorstep, singin, this is the message to you-hoo-hoo. :)
"Don't worry about a thing. Every little thing gonna be alright."
It's allll good chief.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Powder Blue - Trailer - Video
The first trailer for Jessica Biel's much-anticipated stripper film is now online.
In her upcoming film Jessica Biel strips to raise her terminally ill son.
In the trailer (above), she dances, cracks eggs on her chest, does splits and hangs upside down from a pole.
It's unclear whether that is “Sad Stripper Movie” music or “Redemptive Stripper Movie” music, but a dying kid plotline means you're going to feel guilty about enjoying Jessica strip, no matter what.
The movie -- co-starring Forest Whitaker and Ray Liotta -- centers on four people who are thrown together on Christmas Eve.
Looks beautiful nonetheless.
Free iPhone Porn Creators interview
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T4: Terminator Salvation Trailer
I didn't want to think so, but this movie looks pretty amazing. I hate T3, with a passion, except for that awesome car-chase where Schwarzenegger is being smashed against cars whilst hanging from a crane.
This visuals, mood, special-effects and plot appear to be jaw-dropping in this one. Looks like its definitely going to be something I check out in theaters, May 2009 bitches.
Obama calls for Blagojevich's Resignation
Fuck this guy, Blagojevich.
No balls - no penis - no integrity.
This is exactly what we don't need right now.
Your New Wardrobe
Ever think about what to wear ALL THE TIME?
Instead of your suit and tie, or maybe that new cocktail dress? Try out this new outfit:
Star Wars Darth Vader 2 Pc. Inj. Molded Mask - $34.99
And you can’t have the mask without the voice filter:
Star Wars Darth Vader Breathing Device - $5.99
The coolest part is you won’t look like a complete and useless tool anymore! See clips below for proof:
Fuck Abercrombie, go Vader.
BRING YOUR OBAMA TO THE INAUGURATION!
The DID 1/6 scale US President Obama 2009 Collectible Action Figure [www] comes with two headsculpts bearing the likeness (or lack thereof :p) of President Elect Barack Obama (Closed and Open mouthed), a multitude of interchangeable hands, including ring finger (altho the regular “trigger”-finger is a tad disconcerting). A black suit with white shirt and two ties maketh the 1/6-man. The inclusion of a wooden stool (I like) and an American Flag on a stand are the props that go along with the figure-set.
Twilight’s Kristen Stewart is really, really hot
Ummm…:) yeah. We would definitely have sex with Kristen Stewart. She’s got that, girl next door, down the street to the left, in her bedroom, sleeping, naked, insert penis, begin fuckin’ kinda look. Definately looks good since her Panic Room days (see below) where you weren’t really sure if she was a he, or both (ugh), or something (which they obviously did because Jodie Foster looks just like her except for her giant, massive tits hanging out of that sportsbra (good job DAVID FINCHER!).
Kristen Stewart from back in ‘02:
Pinch my nuts.
Twilight’s Kristen Stewart is really, really hot
Ummm…:) yeah. We would definitely have sex with Kristen Stewart. She’s got that, girl next door, down the street to the left, in her bedroom, sleeping, naked, insert penis, begin fuckin’ kinda look. Definately looks good since her Panic Room days (see below) where you weren’t really sure if she was a he, or both (ugh), or something (which they obviously did because Jodie Foster looks just like her except for her giant, massive tits hanging out of that sportsbra (good job DAVID FINCHER!).
Kristen Stewart from back in ‘02:
Pinch my nuts.
CEO responds to iPhone ‘porn’ accusations
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Howard Stern interviews the KKK about Obama 1 & 2 of 2
^ 1 of 2
^ 2 of 2
This is great. Especially when the dudes wife gets on the phone and Artie calls himself a “nigger lover”. She practically insults everybody on the show. Calling Stern some sort of nigger-loving jew and she absolutely just tells Robin to shut it. They just laugh at her. Classic.
Erotic Japanese iPhone Games - Video
Do you know what day it is? Thursday! But not just any Thursday — it’s iPhone erotic game Thursday. The shame! Here are two embarrassing fan-made games that feature natto-eating 14 year-old Yoshika from manga/anime Strike Witches and main heroine Yuno from Hidamari Sketch x 365. The NSFW Strike Witches one is above, and the very (yes, very) NSFW Hidamari Sketch x 365 is after the jump. There’s rubbing, it’s somewhat censored, but still rather suggestive. You’ve been warned.
GAMES AVAILABLE HERE:
Strike Witches [Game Site via Nico Nico Douga]
Yunocchi [Game Site via Nico Nico Douga via Sankaku]
Flickr’s mobile upgrade - Video!!!
“On Thursday, Yahoo-owned Flickr pushed out a very worthwhile upgrade to its mobile-optimized site, m.flickr.com.
Flickr’s new mobile site worked great during testing, though its performance is limited by the strength of your data connection and video playback may as well be useless in Edge territory. There are also a few features that Flickr is leaving to third-party developers of native apps, like a quick way to take and update photos and video (where supported) within the app interface itself.
The changes, big and small, will better serve the 50 percent more visitors browsing Flickr photos from their phones, and will go a long way to making Flickr a more unified service from any outlet. The upgrade may also give Yahoo a boost of consumer confidence in the face of its recently sagging fortunes.”
Obama begins U.S. Health Care reform - YAY!!!
“President-elect Barack Obama has begun laying the groundwork for overhauling the troubled U.S. healthcare system, reaching out to interest groups and building grass-roots support for the huge undertaking.
‘Every American is feeling the pressure of high health costs and lack of quality care, and we feel it’s important to engage them in the process of reform,’ said Obama
Lawmakers have already swung into action even though the new Congress will not be seated until Jan. 6.
Former Sen. Tom Daschle, shown at the Democratic National Convention in 2008, wants Americans to brainstorm about overhauling health care.”
Senator Daschle
In a speech to be delivered Friday in Denver, Mr. Daschle will say, ‘The president-elect made health-care reform one of his top priorities of his campaign, and I am here to tell you that his commitment to changing the health-care system remains strong and focused.’ [Mr. Daschle] is slated to oversee health-care policy in the Obama administration, is kicking off the effort to pass a comprehensive health-care plan.”
Free health care for all?
I fuckin’ hope so man I don’t wanna die young :0
Coldplay sued by Joe Satriani for plagiarizing ‘Viva La Vida’
Rock guitarist Joe Satriani has sued British band Coldplay, accusing the Grammy-nominated stars of plagiarizing one of his songs. Satriani’s copyright infringement suit, filed yesterday (Dec. 4) in Los Angeles federal court, claims the Coldplay song “Viva La Vida” incorporates “substantial original portions” of his 2004 instrumental “If I Could Fly.”
This argument comes down to is who you are a fan of - of course Coldplay fans arent going to accept that the songs are similar. And Satriani fans are going to be annoyed. Don’t have a go at me if this video upsets you. (Coldplay fans) Im not claiming Coldplay copied anyone, just putting the thought out there for people to talk about. YOU BE THE JUDGE - checks out the viddy.
Coldplay have recently been accused of copying ‘Songs I Didnt write’ by Creaky Boards on their new single Viva La Vida. The song is also similar, if not more so to Joe Satriani’s song ‘If I Could Fly’.
Full Remix of the two songs is at:
Stir it up - Bob Marley
Stir it up; little darlin, stir it up. come on, baby.
Come on and stir it up: little darlin, stir it up. o-oh!
Coldplay sued by Joe Satriani for plagiarizing ‘Viva La Vida’
Rock guitarist Joe Satriani has sued British band Coldplay, accusing the Grammy-nominated stars of plagiarizing one of his songs. Satriani’s copyright infringement suit, filed yesterday (Dec. 4) in Los Angeles federal court, claims the Coldplay song “Viva La Vida” incorporates “substantial original portions” of his 2004 instrumental “If I Could Fly.”
This argument comes down to is who you are a fan of - of course Coldplay fans arent going to accept that the songs are similar. And Satriani fans are going to be annoyed. Don’t have a go at me if this video upsets you. (Coldplay fans) Im not claiming Coldplay copied anyone, just putting the thought out there for people to talk about. YOU BE THE JUDGE - checks out the viddy.
Coldplay have recently been accused of copying ‘Songs I Didnt write’ by Creaky Boards on their new single Viva La Vida. The song is also similar, if not more so to Joe Satriani’s song ‘If I Could Fly’.
Full Remix of the two songs is at:
Stir it up - Bob Marley
Stir it up; little darlin, stir it up. come on, baby.
Come on and stir it up: little darlin, stir it up. o-oh!
Britney Spears hates her Boobs
“I have a love-hate relationship with my boobs. At the moment I hate them. I want them smaller. I can’t wear the kind of suits that I used to love, the red PVC one I got to wear for the Oops I Did It Again video.” -Britney Spears
Are you kidding?!?!?
I love her boobs. That’s the best part about her, seriously. Look at those things. MMMMHMM..
Kanye West is PISSED! on stage. Video
Kanye gets pissed off at his concert after someone throws something at him.
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