Wednesday, December 17, 2008

MOVE OVER iPHONE, iPORN IS ABOUT TO BLOW UP

AT LAST! We discover the real reason why my co-author Lark is so pumped about getting the newer, cheaper iPhone:

http://meaningfuldistractions.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/iphone_legs_0618.jpg?w=360&h=235

PORN!

Time magazine details how pornographic images and videos are poised to turn Steve Jobs’ new baby into an HD portable repository for smut.

Apple is keeping a, QUOTE, “civil, if embarrassed, silence” on the subject, but Meaningful Distraction is ready to hail the new era of “pocket porn.”

Say goodbye to all those racy images, texts and “moan tones” — and say hello to hardcore, downloadable, streaming videos featuring AVN’s finest.

When you think about it, it makes sense. Porn has already won the battle for control of the Internet, why not takeover our cell phones as well?

By shadow campaigner

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